I just got the best text message I will ever get in my life, so the rest of you might as well stop trying

Have you seen my hen? seems that my hen has fell down to the 2nd floor...if you see a missing hen, please tell me. thanks a lot.

[one of my students]

欢迎来到我的生活。

Will you get another Jiagsu post tonight? Only time and my ability to not go insane while grading math homework will tell...